Family Guy


In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.

Seth MacFarlane / Alex Borstein / Seth Green / Mila Kunis / Mike Henry / Danny Smith / John Viener / Patrick Warburton / Alec Sulkin / Ralph Garman

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    • (1999-)
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    • 22 seasons
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    SEASON 22

  • Episode 15Faith No More

    Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.

  • Episode 14Fat Actor

    Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.

  • Episode 13Lifeguard Meg

    Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop; Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don't follow the pool rules.<br /> 

  • Episode 12Take This Job and Love It

    Peter and his friends wonder about what their dream jobs would be; Peter enters a sequence featuring himself as a James Bond-type; Quagmire reflects on his job as an aerobics instructor; Cleveland and Joe take part in a "Lethal Weapon" sequence.

  • Episode 11Teacher's Heavy Pet

    Lois joins Chris' school as a substitute teacher.

  • Episode 10Cabin Pressure

    When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation; tensions run high and things soon spiral out of control when the cabin burns down.

  • Episode 9The Return of the King (of Queens)

    Lois decides to sell the family's TV to help pay for Christmas presents; Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer.

  • Episode 8Baking Sad

    Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a "male talk show".

  • Episode 7Snap(ple) Decision

    Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy".

  • Episode 6Boston Stewie

    Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.

  • Episode 5Baby, It's Cold Inside

    Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

  • Episode 4Old World Harm

    Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

  • Episode 3A Stache From the Past

    When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.

  • Episode 2Supermarket Pete

    With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.

  • Episode 1Fertilized Megg

    Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffin's must take care of their new family member.

    SEASON 21

  • Episode 20Adult Education

    Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

  • Episode 19From Russia with Love

    After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

  • Episode 18Vat Man and Rob 'Em

    When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

  • Episode 17A Bottle Episode

    Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

  • Episode 16The Bird Reich

    To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free libra

  • Episode 15Adoptation

    To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

  • Episode 14White Meg Can't Jump

    Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.

  • Episode 13Single White Dad

    Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

  • Episode 12Old West

    The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

  • Episode 11Love Story Guy

    The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of <i>Castaway</i>, <i>Dirty Dancing</i>, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

  • Episode 10The Candidate

    Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

  • Episode 9Carny Knowledge

    Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

  • Episode 8Get Stewie

    Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

  • Episode 7The Stewaway

    During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

  • Episode 6Happy Holo-ween

    Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

  • Episode 5Unzipped Code

    Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

  • Episode 4The Munchurian Candidate

    Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

  • Episode 3A Wife-Changing Experience

    Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

  • Episode 2Bend or Blockbuster

    Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

  • Episode 1Oscars Guy

    "Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,".

    SEASON 20

  • Episode 20Jersey Bore

    Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".

  • Episode 19First Blood

    The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.

  • Episode 18Girlfriend, Eh?

    Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

  • Episode 17All About Alana

    When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

  • Episode 16Prescription Heroine

    After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

  • Episode 15Hard Boiled Meg

    Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

  • Episode 14HBO-No

  • Episode 13Lawyer Guy

    Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

  • Episode 12The Lois Quagmire

    At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

  • Episode 11Mister Act

    An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

  • Episode 10Christmas Crime

    When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

  • Episode 9The Fatman Always Rings Twice

    In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

  • Episode 8The Birthday Bootlegger

    A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

  • Episode 7Peterschmidt Manor

    Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

  • Episode 6Cootie & The Blowhard

    Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

  • Episode 5Brief Encounter

    When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

  • Episode 480's Guy

    Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

  • Episode 3Must Love Dogs

    Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy in the "Must Love Dogs" Halloween-themed episode of  FAMILY GUY.

  • Episode 2Rock Hard

    While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

  • Episode 1LASIK Instinct

    With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

    SEASON 19

  • Episode 20Tales of Former Sports Glory

    The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

  • Episode 19Family Cat

    Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

  • Episode 18Meg Goes to College

    Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

  • Episode 17The Young Parent Trap

    Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

  • Episode 16Who's Brian Now?

    Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

  • Episode 15Customer of the Week

    After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

  • Episode 14The Marrying Kind

    Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

  • Episode 13PeTerminator

    Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

  • Episode 12And Then There's Fraud

    After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far.

  • Episode 11Boy's Best Friend

    While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette.

  • Episode 10Fecal Matters

    When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic t

  • Episode 9The First No L

    When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

  • Episode 8Pawtucket Pat

    Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

  • Episode 7Wild Wild West

    Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

  • Episode 6Meg's Wedding

    Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

  • Episode 5La Famiglia Guy

    When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

  • Episode 4Cutawayland

    Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

  • Episode 3Boys & Squirrels

    When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his

  • Episode 2The Talented Mr. Stewie

    Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

  • Episode 1Stewie's First Word

    Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

    SEASON 18

  • Episode 20Movin' In

    Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

  • Episode 19Holly Bibble

    Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

  • Episode 18Better Off Meg

    When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

  • Episode 17Coma Guy

    With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

  • Episode 16Start Me Up

    Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to

  • Episode 15Baby Stewie

    Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby -.

  • Episode 14The Movement

    When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

  • Episode 13Rich Old Stewie

    Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

  • Episode 12Undergrounded

    Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

  • Episode 11Short Cuts

    When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal - and now a successful millionaire dog - reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-e

  • Episode 10Connie's Celica

    When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student, Connie (guest voice Lisa Wilhoit), decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

  • Episode 9Christmas is Coming

    When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process.

  • Episode 8Shanksgiving

    When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.

  • Episode 7Heart Burn

    In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories.

  • Episode 6Peter & Lois' Wedding

    The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

  • Episode 5Cat Fight

    When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way.

  • Episode 4Disney's the Reboot

    The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.

  • Episode 3Absolutely Babulous

    When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

  • Episode 2Bri-Da

    Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family d

  • Episode 1Yacht Rocky

    When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

    SEASON 17

  • Episode 20Adam West High

    When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open se

  • Episode 19Girl, Internetted

    When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets rep

  • Episode 18Throw It Away

    After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.

  • Episode 17Island Adventure

    In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game, as he cou

  • Episode 16You Can't Handle the Booth

    In a special episode, the Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

  • Episode 15No Giggity, No Doubt

    When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg o

  • Episode 14Lite

    After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might ha

  • Episode 13Trans-Fat

    Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

  • Episode 12Bri, Robot

    Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

  • Episode 11Trump Guy

    The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.

  • Episode 10Hefty Shades of Gray

    After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime

  • Episode 9Pawtucket Pete

    The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

  • Episode 8Con Heiress

    Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

  • Episode 7The Griffin Winter Games

    To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

  • Episode 6Stand By Meg

    After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.

  • Episode 5Regarding Carter

    Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

  • Episode 4Big Trouble in Little Quahog

    After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

  • Episode 3Pal Stewie

    To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar.

  • Episode 2Dead Dog Walking

    Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

  • Episode 1Married... With Cancer

    Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.

    SEASON 15

  • Episode 20A House Full of Peters

    Peter faces his past as a sperm donor when many of his children unexpectedly show up.

  • Episode 19Dearly Deported

    Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.

  • Episode 18The Peter Principal

    Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&amp;B that quickly turns into a brothel.

  • Episode 17Peter's Lost Youth

    Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him.

  • Episode 16Saturated Fat Guy

    When Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team.

  • Episode 15Cop and a Half-Wit

    Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.

  • Episode 14The Dating Game

    Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene; Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.

  • Episode 13The Finer Strings

    Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet; Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog.

  • Episode 12Peter's Def Jam

    When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room.

  • Episode 11Gronkowsbees

    Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive.

  • Episode 10Passenger Fatty-Seven

    Quagmire's piloting skills are questioned when he scores free tickets to a guys' trip to San Francisco, and they discover the auto-pilot function.

  • Episode 9How the Griffin Stole Christmas

    Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power upon realizing that Santa can get away with anything. In the meantime, Stewie and Brian crash holiday parties for free food, drama and women.

  • Episode 8Carter and Tricia

    Lois' father, Carter, and Channel 5 Action News reporter, Tricia Takanawa, fall in love.

  • Episode 7High School English

    The cast reenact three classic novels commonly taught in high school; The Great Gatsby, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Of Mice and Men.

  • Episode 6Hot Shots

    Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie to &quot;save&quot; him from autism, causing Stewie to run away to avoid diseases, until Sean Penn brings vaccines to all of Quahog.

  • Episode 5Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

    Taylor Swift agrees to be Chris' homecoming date, while Peter becomes an Uber driver.

  • Episode 4Inside

    Viewers get a look behind the scenes of &quot;Family Guy&quot;.

  • Episode 3American Gigg-olo

    Quagmire wants a new job, and becomes a gigolo.

  • Episode 2Bookie of the Year

    Peter starts betting on Chris' baseball games when Chris becomes a pitcher to work on his anger management issues. In the meantime, Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.

  • Episode 1The Boys in the Band

    Stewie and Brian form a children's band that threatens to fall apart when they fall for the same girl, while Chris gets a job managing Quagmire's sex life.

    SEASON 13

  • Episode 18Take My Wife

    Lois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.

  • Episode 17Fighting Irish

    Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.

  • Episode 16Roasted Guy

    When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.

  • Episode 15Once Bitten

    Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.

  • Episode 14JOLO

    Joe decides to embrace life by quitting his job with the police and taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.

  • Episode 13Dr. C and the Women

    Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.

  • Episode 12Stewie Is Enceinte

    Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video.

  • Episode 11Encyclopedia Griffin

    Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.

  • Episode 10Quagmire's Mom

    Quagmire faces charges of statutory rape. During the trial, his mom makes a surprise appearance, which helps explain why he is the way that he is.

  • Episode 9This Little Piggy

    Meg becomes a foot-fetish model, while Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool.

  • Episode 8Our Idiot Brian

    Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot.

  • Episode 7Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

    Stewie and Brian take Chris back through time to help him with history class, only to end up stuck in the past.

  • Episode 6The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

    Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.

  • Episode 5Turkey Guys

    On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Chris tries to take over as the man of the house.

  • Episode 4Brian the Closer

    After getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire.

  • Episode 3Baking Bad

    Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.

  • Episode 2The Book of Joe

    Peter is hired to read Joe's new book to children, and Brian takes up running to impress a girl.

  • Episode 1The Simpsons Guy

    After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.

    SEASON 12

  • Episode 21Chap Stewie

    Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.

  • Episode 20He's Bla-ack!

    Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.

  • Episode 19Meg Stinks!

    Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview where they end up partying, while Brian is forced to live in the wild after a skunk sprays him.

  • Episode 18Baby Got Black

    Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.

  • Episode 17The Most Interesting Man in the World

    Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby after he takes Stewie to the park for some father-son bonding, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.

  • Episode 16Herpe, the Love Sore

    Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.

  • Episode 15Secondhand Spoke

    Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.

  • Episode 14Fresh Heir

    When Chris is made the sole heir to Carter's fortune, he refuses to take the money, so Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.

  • Episode 133 Acts of God

    Peter is sick of opposing football teams thanking God for beating the Patriots, so he and the guys go on a quest to find the Lord and ask Him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.

  • Episode 12Mom's the Word

    Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.

  • Episode 11Brian's a Bad Father

    Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after Peter shoots him.

  • Episode 10Grimm Job

    Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."

  • Episode 9Peter Problems

    Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.

  • Episode 8Christmas Guy

    Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas; Stewie goes on to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

  • Episode 7Into Harmony's Way

    Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.

  • Episode 6Life of Brian

    Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.

  • Episode 5Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

    The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.

  • Episode 4A Fistful of Meg

    Meg turns to Quagmire for help taking on a school bully, and Brian looks for a way to get back at Peter for forcing him to see him naked.

  • Episode 3Quagmire's Quagmire

    Quagmire falls in love with a woman who is just as kinky as he is, but doesn't find out until it's too late that she's a complete psycho.

  • Episode 2Vestigial Peter

    Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.

  • Episode 1Finders Keepers

    Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu.

    SEASON 11

  • Episode 22No Country Club for Old Men

    The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and, of course, get thrown out.

  • Episode 21Roads to Vegas

    Stewie uses his untested teleportation device to transport Brian and himself to Vegas. The machine creates an exact copy of the pair and sends the copy to Vegas.

  • Episode 20Farmer Guy

    Peter and the whole family move to a farm because of the higher crime rate in quahog. Sooner or later the family discovers a meth lab in the basement.

  • Episode 19Save the Clam

    The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam after the bank closes it, and Meg gets into trouble at her new job at the funeral home.

  • Episode 18Total Recall

    Lois begins hanging out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick, and Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled.

  • Episode 17Bigfat

    Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash.

  • Episode 1612 and a Half Angry Men

    Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.

  • Episode 15Turban Cowboy

    Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.

  • Episode 14Call Girl

    Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.

  • Episode 13Chris Cross

    Chris is fed up with Meg's efforts to blackmail him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian became huge fans of 70s soft rock star Anne Murray.

  • Episode 12Valentine's Day in Quahog

    Shows how the individual characters spend their Valentine's Day.

  • Episode 11The Giggity Wife

    After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.

  • Episode 10Brian's Play

    Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, but how will he react when Stewie writes a play overnight that puts his to shame?

  • Episode 9Space Cadet

    The Griffins wind up stuck in orbit on a space shuttle after Peter and Lois send Chris to Florida for space camp.

  • Episode 8Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

    The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.

  • Episode 7Friends Without Benefits

    Meg finds out that her crush is actually gay and is interested in Chris.

  • Episode 6Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

    While Lois goes through a mid-life crisis, Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil.

  • Episode 5Joe's Revenge

    Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for Joe's injuries.

  • Episode 4Yug Ylimaf

    Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.

  • Episode 3The Old Man and the Big 'C'

    Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt is dying of cancer, but soon becomes suspicious when he makes a seemingly impossible and miraculous recovery.

  • Episode 2Ratings Guy

    After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.

  • Episode 1Into Fat Air

    The Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest.

    SEASON 10

  • Episode 23Internal Affairs

    Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

  • Episode 22Viewer Mail #2

    Three skits: the British program that Family Guy is based on, everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams, and a look at the day through Stewie's eyes.

  • Episode 21Tea Peter

    Peter joins the Tea Party but doesn't discover until it's too late that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of government for his own selfish motives.

  • Episode 20Leggo My Meg-O

    Meg and her friend are kidnapped in Paris for the sex slave trade, and Stewie and Brian fly to Paris to rescue her.

  • Episode 19Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

    Stewie falls for a girl who is just as wicked as he is, and Peter finds an unlikely alternative when Lois refuses to snuggle.

  • Episode 18You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

    Peter creates his own children's TV show and portrays Lois as an annoying nag, while Meg gets a chance to shadow a doctor.

  • Episode 17Forget-Me-Not

    After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.

  • Episode 16Killer Queen

    When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

  • Episode 15Burning Down the Bayit

    Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect ...

  • Episode 14Be Careful What You Fish For

    Peter allows a friendly dolphin to move in with the family, but soon discovers that he's really a jerk. Meanwhile, Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care provider.

  • Episode 13Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

    Tom Tucker goes to Hollywood to revive his acting career, with Peter as his agent. Back in Quahog, Chris starts dating a girl who looks exactly like Lois.

  • Episode 12Livin' on a Prayer

    When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

  • Episode 11The Blind Side

    Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.

  • Episode 10Meg and Quagmire

    When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.

  • Episode 9Grumpy Old Man

    Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.

  • Episode 8Cool Hand Peter

    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run ...

  • Episode 7Amish Guy

    The Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village.

  • Episode 6Thanksgiving

    Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

  • Episode 5Back to the Pilot

    Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 and witness the events that took place in the very first episode of Family Guy, "Death Has a Shadow".

  • Episode 4Stewie Goes for a Drive

    Peter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds until he discovers that Reynolds may be attracted to him, and Stewie leaves home after Brian figures out that he wrecked Brian's car.

  • Episode 3Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

    Quagmire and his friends try to talk his sister into getting away from her abusive boyfriend. But when she won't listen, they decide to take matters into their own hands.

  • Episode 2Seahorse Seashell Party

    As a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on psychedelic mushrooms and cuts his ear off, and Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family.

  • Episode 1Lottery Fever

    Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can't handle the good ...

    SEASON 9

  • Episode 18Episode VI: It's a Trap

    Clear some space for the third chapter of the funniest freakin' trilogy in the galaxy!

  • Episode 17Foreign Affairs

    Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, not knowing that Bonnie's intentions are to cheat on Joe. Back at home, Peter decides to homeschool the kids.

  • Episode 16The Big Bang Theory

    Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

  • Episode 15Brothers & Sisters

    Lois's sister comes to town after yet another failed marriage, and quickly becomes engaged to mayor Adam West.

  • Episode 14Tiegs for Two

    When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of ...

  • Episode 13Trading Places

    Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs ...

  • Episode 12The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

    Meg takes care of Joe while Bonnie is away, and she develops a crush. Meanwhile, Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house, and he and Brian try to find and stop him.

  • Episode 11German Guy

    A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.

  • Episode 10Friends of Peter G.

    After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who ...

  • Episode 9And I'm Joyce Kinney

    Lois becomes friends with the new television anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on the air.

  • Episode 8New Kidney in Town

    Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his own by making his own energy drink, and Chris gets to introduce President Obama at his high school after he plagiarizes Meg's poem about hope.

  • Episode 7Road to the North Pole

    When Stewie's trip to the mall to see Santa ends on a very bad note, he and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson in Christmas cheer, "Stewie Griffin" style.

  • Episode 6Brian Writes a Bestseller

    Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie becomes his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the...

  • Episode 5Baby, You Knock Me Out

    Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.

  • Episode 4Halloween on Spooner Street

    Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating,...

  • Episode 3Welcome Back Carter

    After Peter catches Lois' dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in...

  • Episode 2Excellence in Broadcasting

    Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.

  • Episode 1And Then There Were Fewer

    The Griffins and the other citizens of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, but a murder mystery takes place.

    SEASON 8

  • Episode 20Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

    The Family Guy empire strikes back with another hilarious parody of your favorite sci-fi saga! Download this special extended trailer for a sneak peek at the laughs! Coming to a galaxy near you on December 22, 2009.

  • Episode 19The Splendid Source

    With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe and Quagmire blow off a couples getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the worlds funniest dirty joke.

  • Episode 18Quagmire's Dad

    Quagmire's dad comes to Quahog and announces that he's undergoing a sex change. And when Brian returns to town after a seminar, he accidentally makes the situation even more awkward.

  • Episode 17Brian & Stewie

    Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.

  • Episode 16April in Quahog

    Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.

  • Episode 15Brian Griffin's House of Payne

    Brian sells his pilot for a heartwarming family drama to CBS, who then turns it into a lame, formulaic sitcom starring James Woods. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental injury they caused from their parents.

  • Episode 14Peter-assment

    Peter is sexually harassed by his unattractive female boss, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?

  • Episode 13Go, Stewie, Go!

    Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on a children's show, but trouble arises when he falls for a female co-star. Meanwhile, Meg gets a new boyfriend, but Lois tries to make a move on him.

  • Episode 12Extra Large Medium

    After they are saved after being lost in the wilderness, Stewie helps Chris muster up the courage to ask a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date, while Peter pretends to be a psychic.

  • Episode 11Dial Meg for Murder

    Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.

  • Episode 10Big Man on Hippocampus

    The Griffins are invited to be contestants on the game show "Family Feud." After winning the game and advancing to the show's bonus round (called Fast Money), Lois puts the Griffins in ...

  • Episode 9Business Guy

    Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when his father-in-law has a heart attack and goes into a coma.

  • Episode 8Dog Gone

    When Brian accidentally kills another dog he is surprised to see that no one cares so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn't listen to Peter.

  • Episode 7Jerome Is the New Black

    The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.

  • Episode 6Quagmire's Baby

    Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.

  • Episode 5Hannah Banana

    Brian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus before her concert in Quahog, and they discover a secret about her identity. Meanwhile, the family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.

  • Episode 4Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

    When Brian snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy.

  • Episode 3Spies Reminiscent of Us

    With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that mayor Adam West is a Cold War sleeper agent. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, and Joe start an improv comedy group.

  • Episode 2Family Goy

    When Peter and Lois find out that Lois' mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides that the Griffins will adopt the Jewish faith, until a vision of his dead father changes his mind.

  • Episode 1Road to the Multiverse

    Stewie and Brian explore a series of alternate universes.

    SEASON 7

  • Episode 16Peter's Progress

    The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.

  • Episode 15Three Kings

    A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."

  • Episode 14We Love You Conrad

    Brian dates "Hills" star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.

  • Episode 13Stew-Roids

    Stewie begins taking steroids after he is beat up by a baby girl, and Chris begins dating one of the most popular girls in the school.

  • Episode 12420

    Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.

  • Episode 11Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

    Meg finds religion while in bed with the Mumps, and reveals to the community that Brian is an Atheist. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a transporter to bring the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" to Quahog.

  • Episode 10FOX-y Lady

    Lois gets a job as an anchor at Fox News, while Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.

  • Episode 9The Juice Is Loose!

    Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.

  • Episode 8Family Gay

    Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.

  • Episode 7Ocean's Three and a Half

    The guys try to find a way to help Joe and Bonnie get money to pay their hospital bills after their baby is born, a baby that Stewie has a crush on

  • Episode 6Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

    Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery. Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy the nightclub, and Stewie turns it into a trendy hotspot.

  • Episode 5The Man with Two Brians

    Peter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.

  • Episode 4Baby Not on Board

    The Griffins go on vacation but accidentally leave Stewie at home.

  • Episode 3Road to Germany

    Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.

  • Episode 2I Dream of Jesus

    Peter discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store and Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.

  • Episode 1Love Blactually

    Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.

    SEASON 6

  • Episode 12Long John Peter

    Peter feigns the life as a Pirate when he gets a pet Parrot. He terrorizes his neighbors and creates havoc in Quahog. When Chris takes Brian to the vet, Chris falls in love with the lovely intern Anna.

  • Episode 11The Former Life of Brian

    When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.

  • Episode 10Play It Again, Brian

    Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.

  • Episode 9Back to the Woods

    James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family. Peter responds by stealing Woods's identity and ruining his career.

  • Episode 8McStroke

    Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.

  • Episode 7Peter's Daughter

    Meg is admitted to hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before.

  • Episode 6Padre de Familia

    Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.

  • Episode 5Lois Kills Stewie

    With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.

  • Episode 4Stewie Kills Lois

    Stewie kills his mother Lois. But one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.

  • Episode 3Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

    Joe has a new surgery performed on him which allows him to walk. But the new Joe then abandons all of his old friends because they're all a bunch of lazy losers.

  • Episode 2Movin' Out

    Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in too to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.

  • Episode 1Blue Harvest

    With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

    SEASON 5

  • Episode 18Meet the Quagmires

    Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He end up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the ...

  • Episode 17It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

    Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, ...

  • Episode 16No Chris Left Behind

    After being expelled by his school for dragging down their average standardized test scores, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, which forces his family to struggle to pay the tuition.

  • Episode 15Boys Do Cry

    Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has ...

  • Episode 14No Meals on Wheels

    After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50,000, he and Lois open their own restaurant. Peter is dismayed, however, when Joe and all of his handicapped friends begin using the ...

  • Episode 13Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

    Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.

  • Episode 12Airport '07

    Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.

  • Episode 11The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    Peter becomes the neighborhood bully after trying to take care of Chris's bully, and Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in the tanning bed too long.

  • Episode 10Peter's Two Dads

    After Peter's dad passes away, he learns that he's not his biological father. So he and Brian travel to Ireland to find his real father.

  • Episode 9Road to Rupert

    Stewie and Brian travel to Aspen to find the man that Brian sold Rupert to on accident at a garage sale, and Meg becomes Peter's personal driver after Peter temporarily loses his driving privileges.

  • Episode 8Barely Legal

    Meg can't find a date to her junior prom and Brian ends up going with Meg.

  • Episode 7Chick Cancer

    Stewie tries to win over a retired child actress, and Peter becomes a fan of "chick movies" and makes his own.

  • Episode 6Prick Up Your Ears

    Lois becomes the high school sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views. So she is replaced by a Christian group that uses fear, misinformation and lies to promote abstinence.

  • Episode 5Whistle While Your Wife Works

    Lois does Peter's work at the brewery while he recovers from getting his fingers surgically reattached, and Brian doesn't want the family to know that he's dating an idiot.

  • Episode 4Saving Private Brian

    Stewie and Brian join the army, go through basic training, and are sent to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band until Peter and Lois get Marilyn Manson to talk him out of it.

  • Episode 3Hell Comes to Quahog

    Meg takes a job at the local "superstore," but the store causes Peter to lose his job and his electricity. So he becomes the store's most vocal critic--until it offers him a job.

  • Episode 2Mother Tucker

    Peter's mom starts dating TV anchor Tom Tucker, causing Peter to turn to him as the father figure he always wanted. And Brian and Stewie begin hosting their own raunchy radio program.

  • Episode 1Stewie Loves Lois

    Stewie smothers Lois with affection after she saves his teddy bear and she soon becomes tired of the extra attention; Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment after he has his first prostate exam.